We real hip. Write
chick lit. We
buy shoes. We
drink booze. We
write men. Get
e-ven. Chick
lit's ditched. Let's
write Bitch Lit.
Bitch Lit, a new genre, coming soon from a Bunion near you. Tales of women with more on their minds than men.
This blog post brought to you courtesy the death knell tolling at Agent Kristen's blog.
*With deepest apologies to Gwendolyn Brooks, whose hem I am not worthy to kiss.
17 comments:
Oh my god you're brilliant.
{deep bow}
I wanna write Bitch Lit too!
Oooooo! Me! mee meemememememme! Pick me next!
You totally crack me up. And I want to read your first Bitch Lit novel, as soon as you get it done.
I like your idea about Crone lit better.
Brigit Jones at 70
"Gimme one o' them that 48 hour wonder girdles an' step on it, missy. I gots a hot date tonighty with Marc Darcy and a little blue pill."
Might I propose a "Bitch Lit Titles We Want to See" entry?
Bitch Lit Titles We Wanna See
The Taming of the Shoe.
Getting High on Heels.
The Devil Should Not Wear Spandex
By Ima B. Itch
O...my! I...uh...~blush~..I..like the Crone lit idea...~grimace~
Gawd.
There must be something better between "crone" lit and "lady" lit.
BTW, do you know of Transita? A UK publishing company which promotes books by and about women of a certain age. A google will bring it up. You might all want to investigate if you haven't already.
Umm, Bunions, when ya start the first Bitch-Lit, I hope you will remember me as FOB.
Cellulite and the City
By Anita Girdle
Four Bitches
By Candace Bitchnell
I'll take brilliant, Michele. Thanks.
Rachel - HINDSIGHT might be Bitch Lit. Not certain. I'm calling it women's fiction.
I'll stick up the Crone Lit and Bitch Lit titles tonight or tomorrow. So keep the entries coming, so to speak.
Hmmm...
Women on the Verge of a Market Killing,
but Allie Passeddebar
Desperate Bitch Wives
By Nicolette Harridan
Bitches in Heat
By Ivana B. Adawg
The Da Bitchy Code
By Mona Lisa Shrew
How to Start Trends and Be Bitchy to People
By Dahlila Carnaggy
I have too much time on my hands today.
*helpless laughter*
"Da Bitchy Code" is priceless!
BitchSight By B.M. Pugapoo
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