Friday, February 03, 2006

We Real Hip*

We real hip. Write
chick lit. We

buy shoes. We
drink booze. We

write men. Get
e-ven. Chick

lit's ditched. Let's
write Bitch Lit.

Bitch Lit, a new genre, coming soon from a Bunion near you. Tales of women with more on their minds than men.

This blog post brought to you courtesy the death knell tolling at Agent Kristen's blog.

*With deepest apologies to Gwendolyn Brooks, whose hem I am not worthy to kiss.


Voix said...

Oh my god you're brilliant.

{deep bow}

I wanna write Bitch Lit too!

Oooooo! Me! mee meemememememme! Pick me next!

Rachel Vincent said...

You totally crack me up. And I want to read your first Bitch Lit novel, as soon as you get it done.

E. Ann Bardawill said...

I like your idea about Crone lit better.

Brigit Jones at 70
"Gimme one o' them that 48 hour wonder girdles an' step on it, missy. I gots a hot date tonighty with Marc Darcy and a little blue pill."

Jaye Wells said...

Might I propose a "Bitch Lit Titles We Want to See" entry?

E. Ann Bardawill said...

Bitch Lit Titles We Wanna See

The Taming of the Shoe.
Getting High on Heels.

Jaye Wells said...

The Devil Should Not Wear Spandex
By Ima B. Itch

Bonnie Calhoun said...! the Crone lit idea...~grimace~

Bernita said...

There must be something better between "crone" lit and "lady" lit.

Bernita said...

BTW, do you know of Transita? A UK publishing company which promotes books by and about women of a certain age. A google will bring it up. You might all want to investigate if you haven't already.

Erik Ivan James said...

Umm, Bunions, when ya start the first Bitch-Lit, I hope you will remember me as FOB.

Jaye Wells said...

Cellulite and the City
By Anita Girdle

Four Bitches
By Candace Bitchnell

M. G. Tarquini said...

I'll take brilliant, Michele. Thanks.

Rachel - HINDSIGHT might be Bitch Lit. Not certain. I'm calling it women's fiction.

I'll stick up the Crone Lit and Bitch Lit titles tonight or tomorrow. So keep the entries coming, so to speak.

M. G. Tarquini said...


Women on the Verge of a Market Killing,

but Allie Passeddebar

Jaye Wells said...

Desperate Bitch Wives
By Nicolette Harridan

Bitches in Heat
By Ivana B. Adawg

The Da Bitchy Code
By Mona Lisa Shrew

How to Start Trends and Be Bitchy to People
By Dahlila Carnaggy

I have too much time on my hands today.

M. G. Tarquini said...

*helpless laughter*

Bernita said...

"Da Bitchy Code" is priceless!

Dana Y. T. Lin said...

BitchSight By B.M. Pugapoo