WARNING: Many disclaimers at the very end of this post. My lawyer called and insisted. Silly lawyer.
The Linguini Wars
Marshmellow Bustomonti
A Million Little Pizzelles
by James Fried
The Capybara Capers
by J. Lee Ronzoni
The Old Man Goes to Seed
Ernest Hemminghaw
The Crepes of Wrath
By John Beerstein
The Yucky Way of Knowledge
Carlos Castenets
Beer and Moping in Los Alamos
Hunter Tombstone
My Name Isn't Rosé
By Drambuie Echo
An NSA Boy
By Real Spyman
From fellow Bunion Lisa Sergienko
The Yellow Badge of Fromage
Cheddar Crane
The Heart of Snarkness
Joseph Confab
The Count of Monte Crisco
by: Alexandre Doomed-ass
The Scarlet Pimp
by: Baroness Emma Whorczy
Johnny Cremains
by: Esther Forge
From fellow Bunion Dana Y.T. Lin
The Joy F*ck Club
Butt Ho Tan
Bovine Secrets of the Ya Ya Priesthood
By Rebubba Bells
From fellow Blogger Jaye Wells
Fear of Frying
By Erica Sanders
(It's subtle)
Of Spice and Men
By John Saffron
Atlas Sucked
By Ayn Randy
Oliver's Pissed
by Jack Daniels
The Mountain Head
By Hugh P. Enis
The Fleshy Head
By Nita Briss
From fellow Blogger Christa M. Miller
The Lovely Boners
by Alice Ribald
House of Spam and Eggnog
by Andre Dubba-Rum
Cedars Falling on Homes
by Gunnar Destruction
Memoirs of a Geisha Tuna Can
by Charlie Tuna
FreakoReaganomics
by Laffer Trickledown
From fellow Blogger R.J. Baker
Pain in the Aztec
by A.M. Roid
From fellow Blogger Bonnie Calhoun
How To Kill Taggers in Seven Easy Steps
by Uri Ito
From fellow Bunion E. Ann Bardawill
Orgasm With A Scream
by J.A. Wrathofkahn
From fellow Blogger Erik Ivan James
Die, baby, die.
by M. R. Clairol
From fellow Blogger Adam Hurtubise
A Farewell to Arms
by Hezan M. Piutee.
Chariots of Fire
by Mrs. O'Leary
From fellow Blogger Jamie Ford
Brokeback Geisha
by Jamie Ford
Screenplay written by E. Ann Bardawill over at her blog. And don't worry, Jamie, Bardawill will be giving credit where it's due. Time moves more slowly for her than the for the rest of the world.
(Note: Oh dear. I just read it. Better she screws up the credits, Jamie. We'll keep it our little secret.)
(ANOTHER Note: Double dear. Bardawill dun gurn and given Jamie credit whether he wants it or not. Plus she dun wurser and dun written a SEQUEL.
Any of youse wandering what us Bunions mean when we talks of 'being off the meds'...won't, any longer.
My goodness, that there Bardawill is on a roll. Somebody put out a boot and stop her.
Gone with the Winfrey
By Scarlett-faced Fachekker
36 comments:
Fear of Frying
By Erica Sanders
(It's subtle)
Of Spice and Men
By John Saffron
God, I'm hungry.
Jaye
I have this vision of a new section in Bunionzon dot com (may I someday actually recode it) that will include the current postings from the Bunion Times Bestsellers List.
Those two, Jaye, will be on it. May I put them in the top post?
I'd be honored, M.G.
LOL. Dana's made me spit Diet Coke everywhere. Awesome.
The Lovely Boners
by Alice Ribald
House of Spam and Eggnog
by Andre Dubba-Rum
ROTFL! Everybody's a BUNION!
And posted to the post, Christa. Excuse me, I have to wipe off the monitor.
I too am honored. :D
Dana, Dana, Dana....~blush~
M.G....how about:
"How to Kill Taggers in Seven Easy Steps"
Damn. How do you guys ever get anything done?
You'll notice, Rachel, who has the agent...
Bonnie, has to have an author's name. Or be a play on something already out there.
The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Taggers
Now give me an author's name.
Pain in the Aztec
by
A.M. Roid
HAHAHAHA
Take Bonnie's How To Kill Taggers in Seven Easy Steps
and make it by Uri Ito.
With her permission, of course!
Great thread!
MG - ya ya ya. That's all you do, but never deliver.
New book -
Bovine Secrets of the Ya Ya Priesthood
By Rebubba Bells
Sandra - I don't need no steenking permission.
Cedars Falling on Homes
by Gunnar Destruction
Memoirs of a Geisha Tuna Can
by Charlie Tuna
FreakoReaganomics
by Laffer Trickledown
Man... I'm bored today... how long can we keep this up, anyway?
Orgasm With A Scream
by
J.A. Wrathofkahn
how long can we keep this up, anyway?
Until I think of something profound to blog about.
might take a few days.
Oh gosh... and here I'm on deadline... :>
Die, baby, die.
by
MR Clairol
It's titles like this from which Bunionzon DOT com was born.
Atlas Sucked
By Ayn Randy
Oliver's Pissed
by Jack Daniels
"Orgasm With A Scream
by
J.A. Wrathofkahn"
"Oliver's Pissed
by Jack Daniels"
M.G. - we have SO got to give JA Konrath his own little section in Bunionzon.com, right next to the Rowling cousins!
I'll answer as soon as I finish choking wiping the salsa and chips off the monitor.
Atlas Sucked!
Boy, did it ever.
oooo. I just though of another one.
I don't know if Atlas Sucked would ever make it. Ayn Randy has a shrinkage factor but thats just me....
R.J., I see your point. For a woman, she was a bit...mannish. So, I won't even tell you what title I came up with for The Fountainhead...
I keep waiting for Brokeback Geisha.
Maybe I'm looking in the wrong section of the video store.
Jaye, please tell. Pretty please?
Jamie - LOL! We need the author though. Want to make sure everything is properly attributed, y'know.
"Brokeback Geisha"?
Oh my god...
DIBS!!!
I want this one I WANT IT!!!!
This list is totally awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
The Mountain Head
By Hugh P. Enis
or
The Fleshy Head
By Nita Briss
The Joy F*ck Club
Butt Ho Tan
Yeehaw! I want this one! :-)
Tanya
BrokeBack Geisha is now playing at my blog.
Bring a barf bag.
OMG Jaye, you have me totally dying over here. I genuflect in your general direction.
The Count of Monte Crisco
by: Alexandre Doomed-ass
The Scarlet Pimp
by: Baroness Emma Whorczy
Johnny Cremains
by: Esther Forge
Gone with the Winfrey
By Scarlett-faced Fachekker
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